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[Jul. 20th, 2008|07:26 pm] |
There comes a point in every mans life when he has to stop and analyze himself and the decisions he has made. I believe that time for me has come and in order to do it up properly, I will be taking a holiday away from everything. I'm leaving tomorrow morning at dawn. I'm leaving this journal behind so no one will be able to contact me that way. However, I will be within reach by owl, but I do not advise anyone send one because it will look very suspicious.
I will return when I'm ready. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|03:51 am] |
Cormac, by your lovely sister's request, you are supposed to inform me that I should know better than to send an owl to her due to the fact that she was in the States and that she will not be sending the owl back to me and that it was ridiculous for me to do so.
I hope that you will tell her that had I known her exact location before sending the owl, I would have thought of a different method and that I would never intentionally harm an animal.
If you would like the original letter, I will send it along. Sorry it took this long to tell you about and sorry that I opened your mail; I honestly thought it was for me. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2008|03:47 am] |
I find the whole WWN scandal a bit amusing. Who didn't partake in some lewd behaviour while at Hogwarts? It was perfectly natural. What exactly do parents expect? You're far from home and shut in with the opposite sex. Natural instincts are bound to be triggered.
And speaking of...my youngest brother, Alton, will be finishing his last year at Hogwarts at the end of this month. Naturally, he has no idea what he plans to do for his future so my parents have decided to ship him off to me for a week or so to try to 'talk some sense' into him. I'm not sure what sort of sense I can knock into him when I barely know if what I'm doing is something that I will stick with for the rest of my life.
( Private ) |
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[May. 27th, 2008|12:22 am] |
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Does anyone know if desertion is grounds for divorce? |
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[May. 18th, 2008|11:04 pm] |
I can say, with quite a lot of confidence, that yesterday was the worst birthday I've had in a very long time.
I never want to be a girl again. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|06:06 pm] |
Oy, anyone have a copy of that magazine they want to sell to me? I went to grab one after I saw all the commotion, but the place I went didn't have any left and I was too lazy to walk up the Lane to find another store.
Damn my curiosity. |
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[Apr. 26th, 2008|02:44 pm] |
My youngest sister, Payton, is coming to stay with me for a week starting tomorrow evening. Apparently her flat is infested with rats and she needs a place to stay while she finds something new. Knowing my luck, she will want to move onto the Lane after staying here for a whole week. She likes being around a lot of people and she likes drama and would probably enjoy all the craziness around here. I have no idea how we are related.
I just hope she finds something quickly. I do have an extra room, but I'm not sure I could stand her around for more than a week. There's been a house elf here all morning preparing for her arrival and my flat has never been as clean as it is right now. Never been one for house chores. Wish they would've consulted me before moving around the furniture, though.
Now I'm reading that Greyback has been captured and I am quite relieved. I only wish I had been a part of it. Good job, all who were involved. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2008|08:41 pm] |
Today has not been a good day.
Having random encounters with people I really do not want to see is unpleasant.
I need for this divorce to be final. Now.
And to clarify: I dislocated my shoulder playing Quidditch, not by masturbating.
It's better this week. Still a bit sore, but what can ya do?
( Private to Madeleine ) |
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[Apr. 10th, 2008|03:24 am] |
According to my brother, Sutton, I don't masturbate enough. That is why I'm so aggressive. Good to know.
Dislocated my arm during practice today. Went to St. Mungo's for the evening and just returned. Didn't feel very pleasant.
I doubt I will be masturbating anytime soon. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|07:28 pm] |
I think I'm going to make it my personal mission to hunt down Chastity Shagswell and murder her while she sleeps. Would anyone else like to join the cause?
And here I thought I had reached my maximum limit of pain for the day when I return home from practice. I turn on the Wireless and this load of shite is playing over and over again. After I realised it wasn't going to stop, I had enough sense to turn the damned thing off.
My ears were literally bleeding. |
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